Nothing left in your bank account after a trip to see Mickey? How odd! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Visitors to EPCOT Centre’s Canada Pavilion have reportedly had their assets seized and their bank accounts frozen. “I just walked through the place,” says guest Hugh Schwartz of Passaic, NJ. “Given what’s happening north of the…
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It’s the story of a misunderstood virus just wanting to be loved. EMERYVILLE, CA — Disney Pixar Studios has announced a new feature film release for 2021: “VIRAL.” A press release for the film describes the protagonist as “Covie, a young virus struggling with loneliness, in a world that wants nothing to do with him.”…
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“If only we’d known.” BURBANK, CA — Newly minted Disney CEO Bob “Robert” Chapek is kicking himself right now. (Figuratively, we presume.) The problem? The inexpensive pricing of Disney+, the Mouse’s new streaming service. “It’s the whole supply and demand thing,” Chapek told Uncle Walt’s Insider. “We set the price really low to entice people…
Also, run a virus scan on your computer before visiting Uncle Walt’s Insider. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — First, the good news: COVID-19 has not infected any Uncle Walt’s Insider staff. You could say it’s because of the precautions we’re taking, but let’s be honest. People have been “socially distancing” themselves from us long…
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We can’t believe they’re letting these properties go! BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company is apparently having budget shortfalls, what with the extended closure of Hong Kong Disneyland and Shanghai Disney Resort over concerns about COVID-19 (Coronavirus). Consequently, they have announced that they would be selling off some assets. Newly appointed CEO Bob “Bobby…