The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear (Step)Moms: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?” – Ruslan D., Saskatoon SK
I’m sorry, I’ve never seen Tootsie. But I like that Stephen Bishop song that came from it.
Since you’re from Saskatchewan, I have a question for you. Do you giggle when you say ‘Regina’?
One, Two, ** bites Tootsie Pop **, three.
Just don’t go to Walt Disney World. I lose track over whether there are people there or not.
Hi Sandy, thanks for asking.
42. Give or take a few.
[On his ninth attempt to find out. He loses count easily.]
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