The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear (Step)Moms: Are these really real questions sent in by your readers? Do you steal them from other places, like private groups on Facebook? Or make them up completely?” – Amy A.
Marty:
First, let me say that I loved you in that ‘Hot Girl’ episode of The Office. Some of your finest work! (Though, to be honest, your skin seems kind of thin. Is it just the TV lights?)
As for our questions, we absolutely guarantee that every question we (Step)Moms answer is 100% just as true as anything else Uncle Walt’s Insider publishes. Just ask Disney, Oklahoma mayor Chris Tuter.
X:
Hi Armie. Everything we print is at least as accurate as anything you’ll find on sites like WDWNT. However, keep in mind, we are a digital media site only, and do not have a print edition.
Harriet:
Just don’t pick on Uncle Walt’s Insider. It only gives them material.
Walt:
Hi Amy, thanks for submitting these questions (both today’s, and for forwarding us last Thursday’s).
We do have outside sources submit some content, such as questions to the (Step)Moms panel. We do try and keep our sources confidential, but we appreciate when sources understand that sometimes we slip up. So when those sources reach out to us, we do try and accommodate them. Thanks for your understanding, and we look forward to hearing from you again soon.
Ub:
Hi, Mel, and thank you for writing to the Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step)Moms Panel.
We take our work of answering questions of constituents like you very seriously. That’s why every question we answer is a genuine question. We never answer statements, as that would be silly, and we are above such conduct. Seriously, when we write our other articles, we usually do it from a position where we are looking down on the paper or keyboard.
So you can trust our answers, just like you’ll be able to trust me when I am in office. I promise a limit of up to 12% corruption, far lower than that of my opponent. And any questions asked of my campaign will also be real questions, which my office will answer in a timely manner, whether they come from a citizen like you, or a Senate Ethics Committee.
Thank you for writing to the (Step) Moms Panel, and remember to vote for me.
Baby Yoda:
Marty:
B.Y.! You’d better apologize for that, or she’ll block you on Facebook.
X:
So, basically, she’s just like WDWNT?
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