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(Step)Moms Panel: A cure for stupidity in our lifetime?

UWI (Step)Moms Panel

The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]

“Dear (Step)Moms: Will we see a cure for stupidity in our lifetime?” – Timothy H., Hot Springs, AR

Walt:

Hi Tommy, thanks for asking.

How exciting you want to cure stupidity! It’s a noble cause, however I think it’ll only happen if a giant asteroid destroys the planet. And then it’s not a guarantee.

Marty:

Dear Tammy, how wonderful that you are interested in attracting giant asteroids to our planet. Unfortunately, that is a project that Uncle Walt’s staff is officially not working on at this time, at least as far as I can say publicly.

You might better focus your efforts on attracting smaller asteroids or large meteorites to a specific area where stupidity is concentrated, like in (readers, feel free to insert your own state or nation’s capital here).

Baby Yoda:

Marty:

Exactly.

Harriet:

Just don’t go to Walt Disney World. There are already enough people there without you.

X:

Hi Timmy. How’s life in Hot Springs? Warm enough for you?

I’m not so sure about this plan to attract asteroids to Earth. I mean, if they get close enough, then Will Smith or Bruce Willis or someone will just come along and destroy the asteroid. All your hard work will be wasted.

Ub:

<is off scanning the sky for asteroids.>

 

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