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Not a surprise. No one’s gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA — The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing “(Step)Moms” yesterday, officials at the Uncle Walt’s Insider Company announced today that the Uncle Walt’s Insider will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m bored at home. Do you have a favorite activity you…
Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: DISNEYLAND IS NOT CLOSING PERMANENTLY! – Okay, this panic is getting out of hand. The (Step)Moms step in (get it?) with calm, reasoned facts. Tuesday BREAKING NEWS: DISNEYLAND TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY – Before…
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More advice for inserting yourself among other diseased Disney guests DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — In part one of our unexpectedly two-part series (we’re really hurting for material with the theme parks closed), we gave some advice on what to expect when visiting Disney Springs in the wake of the coronavirus. Yes, we took on the…
Practical advice for inserting yourself among other diseased Disney guests DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — Disney Springs has reopened, without much coverage and fanfare. A few guests popped in to see if there were any sales, and to enjoy a churro. Many folks seem to be hesitant, though, waiting to see what happens after the reopening….