Fire sale at the Disney Company! VINITA, OK — Sources say Disney CEO Bob ‘Bob‘ Iger, eager to raise capital for the struggling entertainment company, is quietly selling off pieces of the company. Money-losing parts of the company such as ABC, Freeform, FX, and Kathleen Kennedy are up for sale. And the latest piece of…
Can you gamble on a movie flopping? Because we’d take this bet. BR’ER BANK, CA — After multiple bid-budget theatrical releases losing money this year, and with declining theme park attendance, the Disney Company announced this week that they are just giving up on making money. The announcement came in the form of still images…
Seriously, this is the best advice ever. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — There have been many articles and videos on packing lists and methods for going to a Disney Park, but we at Uncle Walt’s Insider have discover the best tip for packing light. Are you ready? Helium. You’re welcome. Do you think Mickey’s…
The intelligence community is really into sugar-free cooking, apparently. CASTAWAY CAY, BAHAMAS — Picture yourself aboard the magnificent Disney Fantasy cruise ship, where dreams come true, enchantment knows no bounds, and your bank account never recovers. Amidst the grandeur and wonder, an unexpected twist unfolds – you spy [Heh] a mysterious dessert labeled “NSA Apple…
Disney’s hyperexpensive hyperspace hotel shuts down! Who could have seen that coming? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – It was a bold vision, even for Disney: create a Star Wars multiday experience so real, so immersive, that nerds worldwide would empty their bank accounts, drain their 401K’s, and decide their kids didn’t really need to go…