Did our writers go on strike, and Walt didn’t even notice? UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD – Faithful readers to this site [Ed.: We have those?] may have noticed a lot of, well, nothing lately. No doubt, this caused you to think “Wait, does the site still exist?” Which would be a very valid question. The…
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Will Disney replace the current overpriced sugar water with worse overpriced sugar water? BURBANK, CA — In a recent corporate shuffle, the Walt Disney Company welcomed Hugh Johnston, the former CFO of PepsiCo, as their new Chief Financial Officer. While the financial world buzzes with this significant appointment, whispers suggest that there might be a…
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The Jamboree will be closed for the near future as the bear restraints are inspected and upgraded. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Magic Kingdom’s beloved Country Bear Jamboree will be closed after one of the bears got loose, frightening guests and causing much of the park to close for several hours on Monday. The…
Guests spoke: “Nothing would be better than this” — and Imagineers listened! ANAHEIM, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts has made some BIG announcements at the D23 Expo – and Uncle Walt’s Insider was NOT there to hear them! One huge bit of news has set the Internet ablaze: E.P.C.O.T. Center’s Test Track, the Chevrolet…
Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: What do you think of the new theme park coming to Oklahoma?” –…