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Was he lost? Visiting? Defecting? Uncle Walt’s investigates. ORLANDO, FL — Popular man/dog/?? Disney character Goofy was spotted in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando on Sunday afternoon. A rare break in the wall-to-wall mass of bodies trying to make their way through Diagon Alley allowed several guests to glimpse Goofy strolling…
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Can Uncle Walt’s Insider find success outside of the Yoopers of Michigan? UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — With the publication of “Disney to build park in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula” earlier this month, Uncle Walt’s Insider found itself going viral for the first time, which led to our servers crashing, Snopes debunking the article, a run…
Ever since Iron Man’s stunning popular debut in 1994’s The Marvel Action Hour, fans have devoured one Marvel movie after another, possibly because movie theater popcorn prices are so high. There are now 259 films in the MCU (Marvel C-something U-something), and new Marvel movies are released at the rate of one every 31 minutes….
There are a lot of news items that aren’t funny enough or long enough for their own article! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While you’ve been lounging in your pajamas enjoying your summer vacation, Uncle Walt’s Insider’s intrepid reporters have been hard at work, surfing the internet for Disney news we can spoof, or failing…
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The Beast in the Book of Revelation may be more literal than we thought. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The popular Magic Kingdom restaurant Be Our Guest will be closing its doors temporarily in August, leading to a great outcry among the nations and weeping and gnashing of teeth. Various prophecy groups have seized on…