“Die Remy-Attraktion war schon immer ein Teil von Deutschland!”
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Details are still scarce, but apparently Cast Members from Epcot’s Germany Pavilion invaded the France Pavilion today in a daring pre-dawn raid. Authorities suggest the raid was timed to coincide with the U.S. government’s partial shutdown, which enabled the Cast Members to get past the American Adventure Pavilion. No casualties have been reported, as French Cast Members quickly surrendered.
Onlookers report shouts of “Deutschland-Pavillon über alles” and “Die Remy-Attraktion war schon immer ein Teil von Deutschland!” A delegation from the United Nations Pavilion is reportedly on a Friendship Boat heading to the back of World Showcase to broker a peace deal.
Uncle Walt’s Insider will keep you posted with any updates.
So how did they get past Italy, Japan & Morocco, I wonder? Comment below!
Cover photo: Epcot’s Germany Pavilion (annexed territory not shown). Photo by Sam Howzit [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.