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Is it alien technology? Is it like Dr. Strange’s Sling Ring or Green Lantern’s, uh, Green Lantern Ring? BURBANK, CA — As you may recall, Joe Rohde’s Earring (but not Rohde himself) was implicated in a few deaths in Southern California back in July. Your crack team of reporters at Uncle Walt’s Insider are happy…
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Stay tuned here for forecast updates and landfall predictions. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — “Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party” (MNSSHP) has been upgraded for the second time recently and is now a Category 4, “Fairly-Scary” Halloween Party, according to the National Scariness-Tracking Center. The MNSHHP has been increasing in scariness since its late August debut. Beginning at…
Magic Kingdom unveils Trump campaign ad on Main Street USA. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Since the earliest days of Disneyland, Disney theme parks have sought corporate sponsors for many locations and attractions, but politics were off-limits. But, as with the prohibitions against alcohol and Cast Member piercings, the restriction against political ads is going…
The Mouse is just gathering the data for now, but may eventually keep guests from leaving. WALT DISNEY WORLD, CA — The Walt Disney Company is reportedly testing new technology which tells the company when a guest has money remaining. The system is code-named “McDuck” after Donald Duck’s miserly uncle Scrooge McDuck. It reportedly interfaces…
Pictured: Sorting Hats already on sale at the Magic Kingdom. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Fans of the Harry Potter and Wizarding World books, movies, and spas will soon have access to wizard-themed souvenirs without having to leave Walt Disney World. For decades, Potter fans have been flocking to Universal to live out their dream…