![She probably meant to say the Palestine Pavilion. Epcot photo [CC0] via Pixabay; AOC photo by nrkbeta [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/aoc-epcot-israel-pavilion-768x432.jpg)
We had a long editorial debate about whether “confused” and “AOC” in the headline were redundant. WASHINGTON, DC — As fallout continues from the nation of Israel’s decision to deny Democratic Reps. Rashida Tlaib (MI) and Ilhan Omar (MN) entry into the country, another U.S. Representative had a unique complaint. “It’s wrong for Epcot to…
Sure, it kills the magic, but the waits will be shorter! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort and Spa announced a new policy on Wednesday which may be controversial: Mickey will appear in more than one location in each park simultaneously. “He’s the most popular character, for sure.” That’s the word…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: My family and I are planning on taking our first trip to…
Finally, personal theme park advice that’s just as super-reliable as the rest of our website! Uncle Walt’s Insider is proud to announce the debut of our inaugural (Step)Moms Panel! And unlike some panels that are focused on a single brand, our team of experts will provided answers about anything, as long as it’s slightly theme-park…
![The Disneyland Band plays royalty-free music "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod. Photo by Loren Javier [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/disneyland-band-royalty-free-768x432.jpg)
The cost of licensing Disney songs was just too high. BR’ER BANK, CA — Disney parks will no longer feature Disney music. That’s the word from Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas president Bob “Bob” Chapek. Apparently the Disney Company charges quite a bit to license its music, and “it’s just cost-prohibitive to pay for…