![Concept art for the new Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance attraction at LEGOland. Photo [CC0] via pxhere.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/rise-of-the-resistance-concept-art-768x432.jpg)
He really needs to learn to control his temper before he hurts someone. BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU — Internet and fan-driven news [Ed.: More like, FAKE news! Hah! Burn!] websites focusing on Disney have reported additional delays in the next Star Wars-themed attraction, Rise of the Resistance. It’s just the latest controversy coming out of the…
The popular video site can handle a lot, but not this much. SAN BRUNO, CA — The official opening of the new Disney Skyliner gondola system yesterday brought praise, delight — and millions of guest-shot videos of the experience. There were so many videos, in fact, that YouTube servers crashed under the strain. “We routinely…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: This really isn’t a planning question, but… I get that you’re…
Italy’s representative at Epcot’s Festival of the Holidays goes on trial. ITALY PAVILION, EPCOT, FL — After a shocking ruling, well-known Christmas character La Befana will no longer appear at Epcot’s Italy Pavilion and Spa during the Festival of the Holidays. The beloved storyteller has been found guilty by the Reedy Creek District Court of…
![Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay brings his folksy, G-rated charm to Epcot. Photo by gordon-ramsay [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/gordon-ramsay-does-disney-768x432.jpg)
Disney events are rarely rated For Mature Audiences Only. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Epcot’s Food and Wine Festival and Spa just got a little more interesting. Disney officials have announced that due to a “cake decorating incident,” the October 6th Sunday Brunch with the Chef celebrity host Buddy Valastro will be replaced. Instead, the…