Don’t worry — most of the cages let in air. BAY LAKE, FL — In a move that’s sure to spark controversy (and protests from People for the Ethical Treatment of Drummers), The Walt Disney World Resort, Dispensary, and Spa has begun adding drum cages for all musical acts within the parks. Drum cages are…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: Do you think Texas will ever get a Disney park?” –…
The Holiday Special consistent ranks as everyone’s third favorite Christmas TV show, just behind “A Charlie Brown Christmas” and “Battlestar Galactica: Home for the Holidays?” BATUU — With Halloween behind us and Christmas decorations spreading across Disney parks on both coasts, fans have been wondering: will the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge areas be decorated…
This milestone took a little longer. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Days after Disney released a video celebrating the Skyliner’s gondola system’s one millionth customer, another milestone was reached with less fanfare. As of yesterday, the Disney Skyliner has now successfully transported one million guests! “Different metrics” “Both milestones are correct,” says Disney (the company)…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: The real Moms Panel ignores me whenever I ask this. Maybe…