The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: I know you’ve said Walt Disney World is requiring temperature checks for…
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Come along with Marty as he visits Walt’s original Magic Kingdom! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — I’m so excited! Our boss is normally pretty tight on money, but after we grumbled about his visiting Walt Disney World recently, he’s opening up the purse strings! He said that if I can get myself from Svalbard…
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Instead of investigating a splinter, you’ll be fighting a virus of some sort. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Finally, some good Covid-related news! No, there’s no vaccine yet. Yes, people are still panicking. But we’ll get a really cool Disney ride back! Body Wars is coming back to Epcot! Not sure how this will work…
It’s like an embassy, right? So the border rules apply. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In a press release filled with apologies, the Canadian government announced today that Epcot’s Canada Pavilion‘s borders will remain closed for the foreseeable future. Park guests who hold Canadian citizenship or who are permanent residents will be allowed entry into…
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At least if they’re like the Star Wars prequels, they won’t be infectious. BURBANK, CA — Walt Disney Studios announced today that George Lucas is producing a new trilogy for theatrical release based on COVID 19. The new movies, given the working titles of COVID I, II & III, will be written, produced, and directed…