“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
Pictured: a typical evening crowd in Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. DISNEYLAND, CA — Disneyland Resort and Spa in Anaheim, CA, used to have a perfect record when it came to accidents involving Light Sabers. In fact, in the entire 64-year history of Disneyland Park, records show that not a single person reported an injury from…
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The shutdown earlier this year may not have been because of Tron. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — When the Tomorrowland Speedway was closed at the beginning of this year, Disney gave construction of the new Tron roller coaster as the reason. And just like that coaster’s delays were not construction issues but a ransomware attack,…
Yippie-ki-yay, M…ickey. Today’s question: “Hey, Walt, now that Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge is almost open, what land should Disney build next?” Submitted by Link Artletter, Los Angeles, CA Hi Link, Thanks for asking. I’ve been walking the empty sidewalks of Main Street all week pondering this same question. I’ve popped in and out of Imagineering…
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We get results. DISNEYLAND, CA — The Disney Company has seen the light and will now sell Churro Light Sabers! Just two days after Uncle Walt’s Insider broke the news that the “build your own light saber” experience at the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge did not include that option, the company announced the change….