The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: What are the qualifications for joining the (Step)Moms Panel? And how do…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: I was rejected for the Disney Parks Moms Panel. Can I join…
Each side blames the other for the continued cold snap. LONGYEARBEN, NORWAY — The multi-day summit between Elsa, Queen of Arendelle, and Frozone, representing Metroville, ended early on Thursday without an accord. The two leaders met in facilities provided at the Svalbard headquarters of Uncle Walt’s Insider, which had agreed to host the summit as a…
![The Disney Fantasy at the North Pole. Photo public domain [CC0], courtesy Pixabay & Tvabutzku1234 at Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/disney-fantasy-north-pole2-768x432.jpg)
Cruise line guests will get to visit the workshop, see the elves and penguins, and meet St. Nick in person! CELEBRATION, FL — It’s a cruise itinerary that has been in the works for decades. “Ever since Disney Cruise Line was founded in the late 1960’s, we’ve been trying to score a North Pole itinerary…
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A message to our first Scandinavian fan club! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — Following the revelation that the headquarters of Uncle Walt’s Insider was currently located in Svalbard for tax purposes, we received a surprise visit from the head of our Norwegian Fan Club! (A surprise, because not only did we not know we had a Norwegian…