The “true guardians of the Magic Kingdom” await revolution in Florida. HAVANA, CUBA — Just when we thought Disney news couldn’t get any stranger… it has been revealed that the former Reedy Creek Improvement District board, which governed the Walt Disney World Resort in Florida for over four decades, has established a “government in exile” in…
Are they conceding defeat, or punishing DeSantis??? LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In a surprise move in the ongoing battle between the State of Florida and the Disney Company, Walt Disney World has shut its doors – apparently for good! The four theme parks and two water parks did not open today. Guests staying at…
Funny, we’re pretty sure we’ve witnessed this battle scene while floating by in a tiny boat. DISNEYLAND RESORT, CA — For years and years, Captain Barbossa has waged war against the small village of Puerto Dorado on Isla Tesoro, as witnessed by hundreds of thousands of guests floating by the battle scene in tiny boats….
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: What has surprised you most about Disneyland since it has reopened? (I…
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It will be months before handlers can get close enough to determine the gender. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa has announced an addition to the Kilimanjaro Safari ride — a newborn Safari Truck! Disney (the company) spokeswoman Jun Disney (no relation) is “very excited”: “The Safari Truck breeding…