The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: You ran an article last week saying Minnie Vans would now go…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: When does the Auto Zone on Main Street open? Do they have…
Disney decides if you can’t beat ’em, transport ’em. ORLANDO, FL — It’s almost heaven: Main Street West, Blue Ridge Big Thunder Mountain, Shanandoah Rivers of America. Life is old there, older than the trees that dot the landscape of Walt Disney World. The mountains are young there, never growing more than 199 feet. But…
![The addition of a carrying handle will be a prominent change. Photo by Jedi94 [CC BY-SA 3.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/disney-hollywood-studios-pocket-edition-768x432.jpg)
First a foldable Epcot, now this! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While the theme parks were quiet, most of the time, there was some work going on behind the scenes. As we reported yesterday, EPCOT will be foldable, and that’s not all Disney will have for guests when they return. Using similar technology, Disney’s Hollywood…
![The new Haunted Mansion Star Wars Overlay! Photo by MMcF [CC BY-SA] via The Haunted Mansion Wiki.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/star-wars-haunted-mansion-overlay1-768x432.jpg)
It’s true! Or not! Frankly, we’re a little confused. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Star Wars Weekends have been cancelled. [Ed.: Wait, what?] That’s the rumor, at least, a rumor possibly even confirmed by Disney. Uncle Walt’s Insider can confirm that these rumors are true, at least at Disney’s Hollywood Studios! [Ed.: Still waiting for the headline to…