Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: BEST ACTIVITIES WHILE WAITING FOR THE PARKS TO REOPEN! – The (Step)Moms show you how we’re passing the time. You will regret it. Tuesday BREAKING NEWS: UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY –…
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What exactly are Shamu’s mask’s ear loops holding on to? ORLANDO, FL — Looks like SeaWorld’s animals will get to swim around some more. Our taste buds’ loss is their gain. Interim SeaWorld CEO Marc Swanson (of Swanson TV dinners fame) presented their plans to the May 27th Orange County Economic Recovery Task Force (M27OCERTF,…
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2025? Sounds like they’re rushing into this. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney announced plans for the reopening of Walt Disney World at the May 27th Orange County Economic Recovery Task Force (“M27OCERTF”). A “phased reopening” of the parks will begin in just over five years! Jim McPhee (brother to Nanny McPhee), Senior Vice President…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: First Uncle Walt’s Insider spends much of last week announcing Disneyland closing,…
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We all saw this coming. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Citing concerns that the symbol was being “overused,” the title graphics were becoming “confusing,” and the graphics guy was getting “lazy,” our Uncle Walt has banned the use of the red circle and slash graphic on this site, at least temporarily. [Ed.: Next to…