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At least one dog went and grabbed the keys on Pirates of the Caribbean. ANAHEIM, CA — Disneyland Theme Park and Spa announced today that its new “Bring-a-Pet Thursday” venture was a not a complete failure. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) told Uncle Walt’s Insider, “Hey, we had literally thousands of dogs…
Trust the experts with your vacation planning! Or us. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — So you’re planning a trip to Walt Disney’s original Magic Kingdom, and you want to know the best time to go? Well, fear not! The experts at Uncle Walt’s Insiders have calculated the best travel date for the most enjoyable…
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We were promised there wouldn’t be math in this job. ANAHEIM, CA — While the Disneyland Resort and Viral Spa has reopened to the public (and, surprisingly, not in Texas), it is only allowing up to 25% of its normal capacity through the gates. Therefore: Club 33 is now Club 8¼. Hopeful soon it can…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: What has surprised you most about Disneyland since it has reopened? (I…
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Next they’ll come for the non-mask wearing animals. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — When the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa re-opened last year, Disney required guests and Cast Members to wear masks 100% of the time while on WDW property. The mandate included mask-wearing while walking, running, standing, eating, drinking, sleeping, swimming, bathing, showering,…