At least one dog went and grabbed the keys on Pirates of the Caribbean.
ANAHEIM, CA -- Disneyland Theme Park and Spa announced today that its new "Bring-a-Pet Thursday" venture was a not a complete failure.
Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) told Uncle Walt's Insider, "Hey, we had literally thousands of dogs and cats here, and at least one llama, and most of them had a blast. Even with all those different sized animals, and with ride restraint systems that ...
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UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- So you're planning a trip to Walt Disney's original Magic Kingdom, and you want to know the best time to go? Well, fear not! The experts at Uncle Walt's Insiders have calculated the best travel date for the most enjoyable vacation:
That's right, 1974. That, we figure, is the best time to visit Disneyland.
Really, any time in the park's first 25 years
Why 1974? Well, Reagan was governor, ...
We were promised there wouldn't be math in this job.
ANAHEIM, CA -- While the Disneyland Resort and Viral Spa has reopened to the public (and, surprisingly, not in Texas), it is only allowing up to 25% of its normal capacity through the gates. Therefore:
Club 33 is now Club 8¼. Hopeful soon it can be Club 11 or Club 16½.
You're only allowed to have ¼ of the fun of a normal visit. Seriously, Gavin? No screaming on rides?
Mickey balloons ...
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step)Moms: What has surprised you most about Disneyland since it has reopened? (I assume you've already been there several times.)" - Deena Wilson, Bend OR
Disneyland has reopened? Yeah, right. I've been fooled before. You're not getting me with that line ...