Thankfully, no one on the terrorist watchlist has been apprehended. Yet. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Officials at Walt Disney World’s E.P.C.O.T. Center are reporting a significant increase in the number of people crossing between the park’s Mexico and Norway pavilions. The increase comes just after Title 42 border crossing restrictions expired last week. “We’re…
No more Mexico Pavilion! Does Colombia have churros? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The “Gran Fiesta Tour starring the Three Caballeros,” a/k/a the Mexico boat ride with Donald Duck and those two other birds, is no more. And neither is Epcot’s Mexico Pavilion. We’ve known that a change was coming, since we figured Disney would…
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A dish named for its inventor, Vladimir Poutine. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Epcot Centre’s Canada Pavilion has been in the news several times recently (here, here & here), and not always for positive reasons. Today, however, in a move certain to impact Russia almost as much as the banning of its cats from international competition,…
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They probably shouldn’t build it next to the Russia Pavilion. WORLD SHOWCASE LAGOON, FL — Bob “Bob” Chapek has announced that he intends to bring a new country to EPCOT: Ukraine! Chapek probably said this in a phone call with our own Uncle Walt. “As I was counting money with the news playing in the…
Nothing left in your bank account after a trip to see Mickey? How odd! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Visitors to EPCOT Centre’s Canada Pavilion have reportedly had their assets seized and their bank accounts frozen. “I just walked through the place,” says guest Hugh Schwartz of Passaic, NJ. “Given what’s happening north of the…