It’s Filler Time! Uncle Walt’s will return with new material on January 7. Meanwhile, please enjoy this selection of News Briefs that previously ran. Na’vi protest lack of cast members Representatives of the Na’vi people from Pandora have filed a written protest with the administration of the Walt Disney World Resort, saying that the Na’vi…
Sure, normally we’d be shutting down for New Year’s Day. But after our Uncle Walt fired everyone for slacking off on Christmas Day, we need some talented reporters in here pretty quickly. And apparently there wasn’t as much of a backlog of pre-written articles as Walt thought. It turns out it’s hard to get talented…
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If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Okay, yeah, just yesterday we were berating a certain newspaper for making a “best of” list that was actually just a list of everything. “We have integrity!” we cried out. “We would never do such a thing!” we said. But then we also…
Did Disney accurately predict mountains in space? GREENBELT, MD — Images from NASA’s OSIRIS-REx space probe show an eerily familiar formation in deep space. There is a mountain in space that looks like Space Mountain, on an asteroid located 1.4 million miles from Walt Disney World Resort and Spa! Scientists from the Goddard Space Flight…
That’s right, we’re not going to pretend it’s some other obscure holiday. Actually, our boss, Uncle Walt, actually expects us to be working today. But he never comes in the office on holidays himself; he just stays in his yurt drinking eggnog and eating eggnog-flavored churros.* So we’re taking advantage of the historically low park attendance…