There are a lot of news items that aren’t funny enough or long enough for their own article! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While you’ve been lounging in your pajamas enjoying your summer vacation, Uncle Walt’s Insider’s intrepid reporters have been hard at work, surfing the internet for Disney news we can spoof, or failing…
The popular summer concert series has lots of bands, playing songs from groups you’ve actually heard of. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s summertime! And do you know what that means? It means it’s time for the return of the EPCOT Centre (and Spa!) International Festival of the Summertime Festival! Longtime fans of this festival…
Disney steps into the recursive loop that is The Producers. NEW YORK, NY — First, it was a movie about putting on a Broadway musical. Then, it became a Broadway musical about putting on a Broadway musical, based on the movie about putting on a Broadway musical. Then came the movie version of the Broadway…
People want to hear hits, ok? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Following a recent “Garden Rocks” concert at Epcot Centre’s International Festivus of Pollen and Allergies [Ed.: I think that’s suppose to be “EPCOT’s International Flower and Garden Festival“], one irate guest went to Guest Relations to complain that the featured band had performed many of…
“You’ll be screaming before you even leave the station.” BUENA PARK, CA — Knott’s Berry Farm theme park has announced that its newest roller coaster, ‘HungTime,’ will open on April 18. The coaster, named for its soundtrack featuring former American Idol contestant William Hung, features quadraphonic stereo speakers in every seat and a subwoofer in…