![Coming soon - the new Ukraine Pavilion at Epcot Center! Photo [CC0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/disney-epcot-centre-ukraine-pavilion-768x403.jpg)
They probably shouldn’t build it next to the Russia Pavilion. WORLD SHOWCASE LAGOON, FL — Bob “Bob” Chapek has announced that he intends to bring a new country to EPCOT: Ukraine! Chapek probably said this in a phone call with our own Uncle Walt. “As I was counting money with the news playing in the…
![Aw, is Vlad going to miss out on his parade down Main Street USA? Photo by Darcy [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, Kremlin.ru [CC BY 3.0] via Wikimedia, and [CC0] via Pexels.com. Yes, it cracks us up that we're using a Kremlin photograph.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/putin-not-going-to-walt-disney-world-768x403.jpg)
To be fair, it might have been in bad taste for Disney to run the ad. MOSCOW — Sources say that a dejected Vladimir Putin has canceled his planned “I’m going to Disney World” commercial. “It was going to be epic,” our source reported Putin saying (but in Russian). “We invade Ukraine, and Kyiv falls…
Maybe he’ll send the Kamala animatronic to investigate the “root causes.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Joe Biden animatronic at Disney’s Hall of “Presidents” went off-script again on Monday. And his remarks are being interpreted as giving a green light to armed conflict between the national pavilions at Epcot’s World Showcase. “I think what…