![Using a telephoto lens, a shy baby Simba One can just be glimpsed behind its mother. Photo by Michael Lowin [CC BY-SA 3.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/baby-simba-one-kilimanjaro-safari-768x403.jpg)
It will be months before handlers can get close enough to determine the gender. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa has announced an addition to the Kilimanjaro Safari ride — a newborn Safari Truck! Disney (the company) spokeswoman Jun Disney (no relation) is “very excited”: “The Safari Truck breeding…
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This is something the people are clamoring for, right? ANIMAL KINGDOM, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider is pleased to bring you this exclusive announcement from Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation): “Hey all you cool cats and kittens [Ed.: Shoot us now.], Jun Disney (the spokeswoman) [Ed.: no relation] from the Disney (the…
The live action Lion King was a huge hit, so why not? BURBANK, CA — Walt Disney Studios has announced that they have entered into an agreement with Netflix to shoot a live action remake of the hit documentary Tiger King. Starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, the movie will follow the life, and eventual downfall, of…
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The next in a long series of Lion King remakes will be interesting. BR’ER BANK, CA — As previously reported, the Walt Disney Studios and Spa are going all-in on Lion King remakes. The second remake (working title: Cats) will be in theaters soon. And now the third remake has been announced for next year — and…
It’s odd that they’d put out a second remake so close to the first. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Disney is remaking 1994’s beloved animated classic The Lion King! I know what you’re thinking — didn’t they just do that? Yes, yes, they did, and it’s in theaters now. In fact, your humble reporter…