We’re bumping our regular (Step)Moms Panel discussion for this breaking news! ESCANABA, MI — Yoopers across the globe are celebrating, because they will soon have a Disney park in their own backyard. That’s an expression, by the way. The park won’t be literally in anyone’s backyard. That would cause a lot of problems, and the…
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Voters want a candidate that can win and look stylish doing so. DES MOINES, IA — Having announced its candidacy for president just one week ago yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring is certainly making a splash in the 2020 Presidential Election. Uncle Walt’s Insider can announce that, with all precincts reporting, Joe Rohde’s Earring has won…
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They should have known not to give them competing programming. EPCOT, FL — A recent AI software upgrade at Disney’s Hall of Congress, located in the dark alley behind the American Adventure Pavilion, led to an all-out brawl between the Democrat and Republican animatronic figures. The upgrade happened before the park opened, and Disney Imagineers…
We interrupt your normally scheduled (Step)Moms Panel Discussion for this breaking news. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While much of the United Kingdom celebrates its exit from the European Union and awaits what happens next, guests of Epcot were stunned to find that the UK Pavilion had disappeared. “It’s just a bare patch of dirt…
Don’t look at the cover photo. Disney may soon charge you for it. BURBANK, CA — In its latest move towards Total Domination of All MediaTM, the Disney Company has acquired ownership and all publishing rights in the “lady yelling at cat” meme. Sources say that the company is still considering how best to use…