A special “thank you” for your support. Exactly the same as last year’s “special thank you.” UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — We here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love the holiday season, and this year we are [Ed.: again] especially grateful for you, our reader. [Ed.: By “you, our reader,” we mean the person reading this right…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: My family of seven and I are going to Disney World…
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Some people are getting ahead of themselves. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The hugely popular Hall of Presidents attraction at Disney’s Magic Kingdom was unexpectedly closed today to re-install the Donald Trump audioanimatronic figure. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) sent us the following statement: “Some overzealous Cast Members, like many in Congress,…
We’re very sorry for the mixup. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — In yesterday’s Uncle Walt’s Insider article, “Opinion: They shouldn’t have killed Baby Yoda in the next episode,” the author claimed to have received an advance copy of this week’s episode of The Mandalorian. The article complains of the needless death in the episode of such…
Seriously, what were they thinking? UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Disney+’s original series in the Star Wars universe, The Mandalorian, has introduced pop culture to the lovable unnamed character pictured above. Referred to online as “Baby Yoda,” he has sparked endless memes and internet references. And he’s about to die. A preview screening copy Your…