It’s Super Puzzle Fun Time again! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — There’s a lot of really simple (and mostly stupid) “genius” puzzles floating around. Most of them “challenge” you to see if you can tell the difference between a “5” and an “S,” or something equally moronic. So we’re giving you a real challenge. Take…
Each side blames the other for the continued cold snap. LONGYEARBEN, NORWAY — The multi-day summit between Elsa, Queen of Arendelle, and Frozone, representing Metroville, ended early on Thursday without an accord. The two leaders met in facilities provided at the Svalbard headquarters of Uncle Walt’s Insider, which had agreed to host the summit as a…
The music, fireworks, and character spectacular will take us into Yosemite Sam’s imagination. VALENCIA, CA — “Be there as the forces of good and evil battle it out in Yosemite Sam’s dream during this extravagant open-air nighttime musical.” That’s how Six Flags describes their new live-action outdoor show, Sam-Fram-Tasmic! According to the press release, Sam and…
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The artwork is temporary, but the tarp is permanent. ANAHEIM, CA — Officials at the Disneyland Resort and Spa confirmed today that the tarp in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle is permanent. Once the castle repairs are completed, it will become the screen for the new Disneyland IMAX Theater. The theater will host first-run movies…
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Irate characters are lining up at the courthouse to reclaim their names. MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — He’s just an ant in search of a peaceful life. Once, he had to fight off an army of grasshoppers to free his colony. And now, Flik is taking on a new battle, this one in the courtroom —…