So many changes to keep up with. And some of them might make sense! BR’ER BANK, CA – There have always been standards that Disney Cast Members have to meet. For example, there once was a restriction against facial hair, except for a tasteful mustache on your face if your name was Walt and you…
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We don’t intend to be cruel but, well, we have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — To all recently laid-off reporters from Vice, Buzzfeed, Vox, and other similar media outlets: you have our sympathy, but please stop sending your resumés to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d have to drop our accuracy standards way too much…
Always knew they were a bunch of slackers. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Originally this was going to be one of those typical “Happy Boxing Day!” type posts. But instead we, or rather I, must put out this Help Wanted ad. You see, I came into the office yesterday on Christmas Day to tell…