It was later spotted eating ice cream and sniffing kids’ hair. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Hall of “Presidents”* at Magic Kingdom Park continues to experience problems with the Biden audio-animatronic figure. The figure has caused closures previously due to malfunctions. Sources tell Uncle Walt’s Insider that an audience member shouted a question about…
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Presidential shenanigans galore. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The Hall of Presidents has finally reopened, but not without some presidential drama. Crowds are returning to the attraction now, with approximately two people waiting to be the first to visit the newly reopened Hall of Presidents. While the Hall was originally scheduled to reopen earlier this year,…
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She was getting tired of controlling him from offstage. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Only a few months after Magic Kingdom’s Hall of Presidents installed its newest animatronic, another one is coming! Disney announced today that a Jill Biden animatronic likeness will be joining her husband. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) said…
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Even malfunctioning, it’s still more coherent than the real thing. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney Parks, Resorts & Spas officials have “taken advantage of a unique time in history,” Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned. “We know that there have been a flurry of executive orders being signed by Biden,” said our source, who wishes…
It’s only recently been installed, but it seems to have the same glitches as on the campaign trail. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Magic Kingdom Park’s Hall of Presidents attraction is reportedly closed after the animatronic figure of President* Joe Biden began malfunctioning, less than ten days after it was installed. Reports from insiders say…