There are a lot of news items that aren’t funny enough or long enough for their own article! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While you’ve been lounging in your pajamas enjoying your summer vacation, Uncle Walt’s Insider’s intrepid reporters have been hard at work, surfing the internet for Disney news we can spoof, or failing…
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The Beast in the Book of Revelation may be more literal than we thought. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The popular Magic Kingdom restaurant Be Our Guest will be closing its doors temporarily in August, leading to a great outcry among the nations and weeping and gnashing of teeth. Various prophecy groups have seized on…
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There are some big surprises in store on Slinky Dog Dash! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — This may be the biggest scoop in the 68-year history of Uncle Walt’s Insider! We were able to sneak one of our interns onto a test run on the new Slinky Dog Dash roller coaster in the currently unopened…
What started as an April Fools joke has reached the point of no return. WALT DISNEY WORLD — What a difference a few months can make. Uncle Walt’s Insider was to first to report that the Disney “Skyliner” at the Walt Disney World Resort was just an elaborate prank that got out of hand, but…
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Or “The one where we mourn the Downtown Disney of Yesterday.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider has discovered a certain Cast Member who is an amazing actor, in a role not normally associated with acting skills. In fact, this Disney Springs Guest Relations Cast Member is such a talented actor that he…