So much inclusivitiableness! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, things are changing at Woke Disney World — such as, they will no longer say “ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.” Which, to be fair, had to happen — there are, what, 637 genders, with more being discovered all the time?…
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Confederate battle flags for sale are the first sign of the coming changes. EPCOT, FL — While the fate of Brexit in Europe drags on, Uncle Walt’s Insider can confirm that Brexit has occurred at Epcot! An eagle-eyed reader sent in photographic evidence that an all-new Pavilion is replacing the UK Pavilion. Old South merchandise signals…
Headless animatronics underscore Disney’s commitment to diversity. ANAHEIM, CA & PARIS, FRANCE — Reports and photographs have flooded the internet concerning two animatronic figures in Disney park rides that have lost their heads recently. First, the character Ursula in The Little Mermaid – Ariel’s Undersea Adventure, a ride at Disneyland Park in California, was found…