We help Disney to know what movies to make next. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — With Christopher Robin still in theaters, Mary Poppins Returns coming in December, and announcement of a new live action Song of the South, you may be asking, what’s left of Disney’s classic films? What other movies from their history could they possibly remake…
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Stay tuned here for forecast updates and landfall predictions. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — “Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party” (MNSSHP) has been upgraded for the second time recently and is now a Category 4, “Fairly-Scary” Halloween Party, according to the National Scariness-Tracking Center. The MNSHHP has been increasing in scariness since its late August debut. Beginning at…
Magic Kingdom unveils Trump campaign ad on Main Street USA. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Since the earliest days of Disneyland, Disney theme parks have sought corporate sponsors for many locations and attractions, but politics were off-limits. But, as with the prohibitions against alcohol and Cast Member piercings, the restriction against political ads is going…
The Mouse is just gathering the data for now, but may eventually keep guests from leaving. WALT DISNEY WORLD, CA — The Walt Disney Company is reportedly testing new technology which tells the company when a guest has money remaining. The system is code-named “McDuck” after Donald Duck’s miserly uncle Scrooge McDuck. It reportedly interfaces…
Why? For the love of all that is Star Wars, why??? ANAHEIM, CA — Nothing really to say here, except we totally called this. Are there any other non-Star Wars characters you’d like to see in Galaxy’s Edge? Comment below! Need more Uncle Walt’s in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, FOLLOW…