The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Now that Walt Disney World is back open, do you have any…
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We tried wearing a gator as a face mask. It wasn’t comfortable. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney officials are hard at work learning about potential guest behavior during their phased re-opening of the parks. Based on their observations, Disney has modified their face mask policy, banning the wearing of gators as face masks. This…
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The former NFL player will rotate between Disney’s U.S. theme parks and spend time on several benches in each one. BURBANK, CA — Details have emerged about Colin Kaepernick’s new contract with The Disney Company. Apparently the activist and shoe salesman is being paid millions of dollars to sit on benches at various Disney theme…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Are these really real questions sent in by your readers? Do you…
Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: WALT DISNEY WORLD IS CLOSED? WHY? – The (Step)Moms did some exhaustive research (for once). Apparently it’s true. Huh. Who knew? Tuesday CINDERELLA CASTLE VANDALIZED, PAINTED PINK – We’re okay with gang tagging….