The new Uncle Walt’s Insider Skyliner gondola is the most popular one, naturally. REEDY CREEK, FL — It’s been a long time in coming, especially since Uncle Walt’s Insider was founded over 80 years ago. But the Disney Company is finally honoring our humble website with it’s own Skyliner gondola car! Finally, the recognition we…
![The former Illuminations fountains and video globe at the State Fair of Texas. Photo by Walt, used without permission, and TheOneVader [CC BY-SA 3.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/illuminations-fountains-at-state-fair-of-texas-768x432.jpg)
The new “Illuminations, Y’all: Reflections of Texas” debuts this weekend. DALLAS, TEXAS — Texas fans of the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa are seeing some familiar gear at Dallas’s Fair Park lately. The video globe that once was the centerpiece of Epcot’s Illuminations fireworks show is the most recognizable, but apparently all of the…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I started ask this to the Disney Parks Moms Panel, but…
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He really needs to learn to control his temper before he hurts someone. BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU — Internet and fan-driven news [Ed.: More like, FAKE news! Hah! Burn!] websites focusing on Disney have reported additional delays in the next Star Wars-themed attraction, Rise of the Resistance. It’s just the latest controversy coming out of the…
The popular video site can handle a lot, but not this much. SAN BRUNO, CA — The official opening of the new Disney Skyliner gondola system yesterday brought praise, delight — and millions of guest-shot videos of the experience. There were so many videos, in fact, that YouTube servers crashed under the strain. “We routinely…