Disney’s new streaming service apparently won’t have anything good. OLD HOLLAND, NETHERLANDS — Our very own Uncle Walt has been traveling the globe for his upcoming book, The Global Churro. While visiting the Netherlands, our beloved [Ed.: And most favorited UWI Author, based on a recent round of voting by the team.] [Marty: I don’t…
Alaska’s Mukluk Land is now the most visited theme park in the world. TOK, ALASKA — Theme park attendance numbers for 2018 have been released, and for the first time in 86 years, the Magic Kingdom Park & Spa is not at the top of the list. That honor goes to “Alaska’s Most Unique Destination,”…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m just beginning to plan my family’s very first trip to…
“This whole trying to make a buck without ticking off a tyrannical Communist regime thing is hard!” — Adam Silver, maybe WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Seeking to avoid the international controversy this year’s China tour has brought, NBA Kommissar Commissioner Adam Silver announced that next year’s Global Games would be held in the World…
“I don’t even speak Netherlandian.” ROTTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS — Disney’s new video streaming service, Disney+, won’t go live in the U.S. until next month, but some impatient fans aren’t waiting. You see, Disney+ is already active in the Netherlands. Consequently, over 10.3 million Disney fans have renounced their U.S. citizenship and applied for permanent residency…