Note: Replace this with something funny and witty. Or not. Today’s question: “Hey Walt, what do you think of Walt Disney World becoming an all-inclusive resort? What are the pros and cons?” Submitted by George K., Winter Haven, FL HI George, Thanks for asking. When we first broke the news, people cried about corporate greed,…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: What’s up with all the Epcot articles lately?” – Pedro P.,…
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Here’s how the Epcot Construction Closure will affect the average guest. And you. WORLD SHOWCASE LAGOON, FL — As we reported, Epcot will be closed for the next two years, at least most of it. And it will affect your vacation. [Ed.: We’re assuming here that your vacation will be at Walt Disney World. If…
We invite you to <cough> sit back, relax, <cough> and enjoy your <cough> grand <cough> circle tour. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — A photo taken at the exit to the Tomorrowland Transit Authority shows what appears to be a fire, sparking a blaze of fiery internet comments earlier. Disney officials have not released an official cause,…
A special “thank you” for your support. Exactly the same as last year’s “special thank you.” UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — We here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love the holiday season, and this year we are [Ed.: again] especially grateful for you, our reader. [Ed.: By “you, our reader,” we mean the person reading this right…