Finally an event for everyone who ever looked at a the monorail track and thought, “Gee, I’d really like the climb up there and go for a run.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Coming this fall to the Walt Disney World Resort is the newest RunDisney event, the “RunDisney 11.9K at the Walt Disney World…
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The Millenium Falcon has been impounded. ANAHEIM, CA — Rumors are swirling out of Anaheim that Star Wars Land at the Disneyland Park might be delayed due to unpaid parking tickets. Anonymous sources at Disneyland [Ed.: Alex from Star Tours] tell us that the Millennium Falcon has been impounded by the city of Escondido due…
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Guests expecting the new land to open today will be disappointed, but there’s a good reason for the shutdown. DISNEY’S HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS, FL — In a shocking turn, Walt Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has announced that the new Toy Story Land at Disney’s Hollywood Studios will not open after all. Guests who have…
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It’s already corny and cheesy. Now your Jungle Cruise will be meaty, veggie, and dessert-y! MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Statistics show that 83.7% of people who go on cruises find the buffet their favorite meal. Disney has taken note of this and has announced that coming this fall, all of the cruises offered on the…
(Two-finger) Point/Counterpoint is a recurring feature we just thought up where we debate with ourselves about current theme park news. TODAY’S TOPIC: The so-called “Churro Ice Cream Sandwich.” SUBMITTED: The Churro Ice Cream Sandwich is an abomination from the pit of hell and must be stopped before lives are lost. POINT – Marty: It was…