The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: The real Moms Panel ignores me whenever I ask this. Maybe…
Sure, it kills the magic, but the waits will be shorter! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort and Spa announced a new policy on Wednesday which may be controversial: Mickey will appear in more than one location in each park simultaneously. “He’s the most popular character, for sure.” That’s the word…
Most characters draw crowds of fans in an instant. Not this one. DISNEYLAND, CA — Disneyland’s new area, Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge, is a runaway hit, now that they’ve added churro light sabers. And guests absolutely love meeting their favorite characters from the hit movie series. And they’re apparently shunning their least favorite. No love…
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Your reporter shares what it’s like to “work with” Mickey Mouse for the day. SPOILER ALERT: Small children and others who don’t want to have the “magic of Disney” spoiled should read this article and then forget what it says. ANAHEIM, CA — 5:30 a.m. – My alarm goes off. It’s Wednesday morning at last….
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We get results. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — UPDATE: Following our character dining review/exposé of the new Storybook Dining at Artist Point yesterday, the Reedy Creek Health Department immediately suspended Sneezy from appearing in restaurants. And today it was announced that he may return, but only if he is wearing a “360° sneeze guard.” The Health…