Who knew he could be so talkative? SVALBARD, NO — Fresh off his short stint on The Mandalorian, “The Child,” a/k/a “Baby Yoda,” a/k/a [highlight bg=”#000000″ color=”#000000″]Yadda[/highlight] Grogu, sat down with our very own Uncle Walt to discuss his future. Uncle Walt: First, thanks for joining us. There has been much controversy on what to call…
So immature. He’s being a big poopy-head. A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY — In a recent appearance on The Star Wars Show, Disney Chairman/CEO/Weekend Custodian Bob Iger teased that he knows the name of “The Child,” aka “Baby Yoda”, from the failed Disney+ series, The Mandalorian. When pressed to share the name, Iger simply stuck…
This is bound to give a boost to several Disney characters’ candidacies. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Breaking news out of Washington: President Donald J. Trump has just announced via Twitter that he is withdrawing his name for reelection in 2020. Instead, he will replace Bob “Robert” Iger as CEO of The Disney Company when Iger retires…
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Disney’s current CEO will write a weekly column for Uncle Walt’s. BURBANK, CA — The current CEO of the Walt Disney Company and Spa, Bob “Robert” Iger, is set to step down in the summer of 2021. But don’t think he’s retiring completely! No, we are happy to announce that Iger will be joining the…
He’s being touted as a replacement for Bob Iger. But what do we really know about him? DUCKBURG — Famed ultra-wealthy Disney character Scrooge McDuck, the fifth-richest person in the world (and richest duck), is in the running for CEO of the Disney Company when Bob Iger steps down. [Ed.: There’s a “down” joke in there…