We were promised there wouldn't be math in this job.
ANAHEIM, CA -- While the Disneyland Resort and Viral Spa has reopened to the public (and, surprisingly, not in Texas), it is only allowing up to 25% of its normal capacity through the gates. Therefore:
Club 33 is now Club 8¼. Hopeful soon it can be Club 11 or Club 16½.
You're only allowed to have ¼ of the fun of a normal visit. Seriously, Gavin? No screaming on rides?
Mickey balloons ...
Our insiders know all the tips and tricks to help you avoid large crowds when visiting Mickey!
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Don't go.
[Ed.: Okay, who let Harriet write an article?]
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Cover photo: It would be more crowded with you. Photo by Joe Penniston [CC BY-NC-ND 2.0] via Flickr.
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UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- We are not usually the types to blow our own horn. First of all, we're string players, mostly. And also, we are really humble. Like, really humble. You would not believe how mind-bogglingly humble we are. It's one of our better characteristics, right up there with our looks, charm, and Zamboni-driving skills*.
But when we're this right, we figured none of our competing Disney and theme ...