![President* Biden's animatronic in the Hall of President*s is already malfunctioning. Or is it? Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/biden-animatronic-already-malfunctioning-768x403.jpg)
It’s only recently been installed, but it seems to have the same glitches as on the campaign trail. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Magic Kingdom Park’s Hall of Presidents attraction is reportedly closed after the animatronic figure of President* Joe Biden began malfunctioning, less than ten days after it was installed. Reports from insiders say…
Oddly, it arrived back from the DNC in a box labeled “John Gill.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom already has a new occupant. President* Joe Biden’s animatronic was installed within minutes of his swearing-in. Normally the process of creating and installing a new presidential animatronic…
![Joe can relax, but the earring will still be hard at work. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/joe-rohdes-earring-not-retired-768x403.jpg)
We suspect it was the source of all of the good ideas anyway. GLENDALE CA — Good news from Disney Imagineering headquarters! Although legendary Imagineer Joe Rohde will be retiring effective January 4 of next year, his famed earring will continue working for the foreseeable future. The earring, which unsuccessfully ran for president earlier this…
![The new Hall of Presidents, featuring a Trump vs. Biden Animatronic Cage Fight. Photo by elisfkc [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/hall-of-presidents-cage-match-768x403.jpg)
Perhaps this is how it should have been settled all along. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Magic Kingdom’s Hall of Presidents is in limbo. With the Hamilton Live: Featuring the Muppets! makeover on hold due to budgetary issues, and America’s future on hold due to political wrangling, Disney Imagineers have been debating what to…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: It looks like people are still fearful of getting the virus, and…