Thankfully, no one on the terrorist watchlist has been apprehended. Yet. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Officials at Walt Disney World’s E.P.C.O.T. Center are reporting a significant increase in the number of people crossing between the park’s Mexico and Norway pavilions. The increase comes just after Title 42 border crossing restrictions expired last week. “We’re…
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We told you not to bring nuclear launch codes to the Magic Kingdom! USS TENNESSEE, ATLANTIC OCEAN– In a shocking turn of events, a nuclear missile was accidentally launched from the USS Tennessee in the Atlantic Ocean yesterday. The apparent culprit? None other than the Joe Biden audio-animatronic at Walt Disney World’s Hall of Presidents. The…
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No one bring nuclear codes to the show, please. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Guests at the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa & Revolutionary Headquarters will soon get an experience never before… um, experienced. Disney announced today that they will be updating the Magic Kingdom Park (& Spa)’s Hall of Presidents attraction to utilize…
Maybe he’ll send the Kamala animatronic to investigate the “root causes.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Joe Biden animatronic at Disney’s Hall of “Presidents” went off-script again on Monday. And his remarks are being interpreted as giving a green light to armed conflict between the national pavilions at Epcot’s World Showcase. “I think what…
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Except one who was using more colorful language. We won’t say who. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — More controversy from the Hall of Presidents at Disney’s Magic Kingdom Theme Park and Spa! Past issues include the Biden animatronic malfunctioning, leaving when questioned, and needing a pants change. And now the Biden animatronic has reportedly become…