The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear (Step) Moms: What’s up with all the Baby Yoda articles lately?” – Pedro P., New York, NY
Walt:
Baby Yoda? Not familiar with that one.
X:
Technically, it’s not Baby Yoda. I know that time can be confusing in a galaxy far away, so allow me to explain. Yoda died a peaceful death in The Return of the Jedi. According to director Jon Favreau, The Mandalorian is set five years after the Empire fell during The Return of the Jedi. Which would mean after Yoda has already died. We can assume that it is a child of Yoda’s species, but it is, most definitively, not Baby Yoda.
Ub:
Marty:
So maybe the question should be “What’s with all the child of Yoda’s species articles lately?
Walt:
Quit making things up. People are going to start calling us fake news. Yoda. Jedi. Jon Favreau. All sound fake.
Marty:
We need to have Baby Yoda as a guest (Step) Mom sometime. If I can get him in on this question, do we want to just start over, or insert Baby Yoda’s answers from here out?
Ub:
I hate to say it, but I haven’t watched Mandalorian yet. Been too busy with my new job – janitor at the UWI offices.
Harriet:
Just don’t go to Walt Disney World. There are already enough people there without you.
Marty:
Okay, I called BY’s agent, and he’s booked. He might be able to squeeze us in for the next question. Carry on.
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