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(Step)Moms Panel: “Mcduck Mcduck Mcduck Mcduck Mcduck Mcduck?”

UWI (Step)Moms Panel

The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]

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Walt:

Hi Mcduck, thanks for asking.

How exciting that you’re going to mcduck mcduck. Be sure to mcduck mcduck and mcduck mcduck. Have a great time! Mcduck!

Marty:

Is this like “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo“?

X:

And we’re gonna stick together! You know why? Because we are Ducks, and Duck fly together!

And just when you think they’re about to break apart, Ducks fly together!

And when the wind blows hard and the sky is black, Ducks fly together!

And when the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture, Ducks fly together!

And when everyone says it can’t be done, Ducks fly together!

Ub:

Hold on, boys. I can translate. I’ve finally watched enough episodes of Lassie.

What’s that, Mcduck? Timmy’s stuck in the well? Again? Face-first this time?

Huh. I guess that’s it, then. Timmy has always gone in feet first. In the time it took you to get back here, he’s definitely drowned.

Ah, well. At least we have a solution:

Harriet:

Just don’t go to Mcduck Mcduck. There are enough Mcducks there already without Mcduck.

Baby Yoda Grogu:

Marty:

Yeah, I’m confused, too. Not least by your name.

Ub:

Wait. Sorry, I didn’t realize you were singing a song. Join in, everybody. I know you know the words!

McduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduck
McduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduck
Bushroot, Bushroot

McduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduck
McduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduck
Bushroot, Bushroot

McduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduck
McduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduck
Bushroot, Bushroot

McduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduck
McduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduckMcduck
Bushroot, Bushroot

It’s Doofus Drake! Drake! Draaaaaaaaaake!

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