Finally, personal theme park advice that’s just as super-reliable as the rest of our website!
Uncle Walt’s Insider is proud to announce the debut of our inaugural (Step)Moms Panel! And unlike some panels that are focused on a single brand, our team of experts will provided answers about anything, as long as it’s slightly theme-park related!
Have questions about Walt Disney World? Disneyland? Universal Studios? Six Flags? Legoland? Alton Towers? Dubai Land? Ferrari World? Gyeongju? Our panel of experts can give you answers, combining their years of experience in theme parks with the ability to Google and make stuff up.
Why (Step)Moms, and not just a Moms Panel?
The whole Moms thing is played out. It’s been done. Why copy what someone else is doing, when that’s so unoriginal and can open a poor team of satire writers up to trademark-infringement lawsuits? Besides, we know from Disney films that stepmoms can be evil, and giving evil advice just sounds fun.
Who are the (Step)Moms?
We’ve drawn our Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step)Mom’s panelists from all walks of life and a variety of life and theme park experiences. Best of all, they’re just like you, and can share, from their personal adventures, only the most super-reliable theme park advice. [Ed.: Hang on, I thought it was just going to be our usual staff pretending to be stepmoms and making up stuff. Has that changed?] [Marty: No, this is just a front to make folks think we have real stepmoms writing for us.] [Ed.: Oh, okay. Carry on. Be sure to delete these comments before publication.]
How reliable is this advice?
Super-reliable. We certify every piece of advice published here to be at least 99.7% as reliable as anything else you read on Uncle Walt’s Insider!
I have a question for the (Step)Moms Panel. How do I submit it?
See that box outlined in blue? You know, the one that has the (Step)Moms Panel logo? And says “Click to ask a question!” You, um, click it. To ask a question.
Now we have a question for you: how were you writing these subheadlines for us to answer?
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us them a question!
Cover photo: Uncle Walt’s (Step)Mom Panel — the logo, not the people. Evil Queen, Narissa, and Lady Tremaine © Disney. The appearance of the evil Disney stepmoms in this graphic is not meant to imply endorsement or involvement of the Disney Company or its stepmothers.