The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Other websites are saying Disney canceled their Halloween parties. If there’s no…
Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: THERE’S NOW AN AUTO ZONE ON MAIN STREET U.S.A.? – Ah, the age-old philosophical question. Our (Step)Moms know all about auto parts. Tuesday UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER 2020 WDW CROWD CALENDAR THE ONLY ONE…
“Without these stickers strategically placed on the ground, how will guests know when they are at least 6 feet apart!?!?” ANAHEIM, CA — Disney will delay the re-opening of Disneyland — but only due to the lack of social distancing stickers. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) stated, “We were all set to…
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Where will it end? DISNEYLAND, CA — Chanting “Hey, ho, the mouse must go,” protesters toppled the Mickey Mouse portion of the famed Partners Statue at Disneyland yesterday. A spokesperson for the protesters, Jun “Auntie” Fa (no relation), read a statement to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d give you the whole thing here, but it was…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: You ran an article last week saying Minnie Vans would now go…