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Illuminations: Windows on the World. Photo by I, Fredhsu [CC-BY-SA-3.0] via Wikimedia Commons & Abel Cheung [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

Epcot’s “Windows on the World” to be sponsored by Microsoft

The new nighttime fireworks show will be powered by Internet Explorer. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- News outlets and Disney fan sites alike have been abuzz with the news that the EPCOT Center Resort and Spa will be getting a new nighttime fireworks show. The spectacle, which will replace Illuminations, will be titled "Windows on the World." However, only Uncle Walt's Insider has this exclusive information: "Windows on the World" will be sponsored by Microsoft. The new show will once again feature Illumination's spinning ... Read more
UWI News Brief - Tinker Bell and Pixie Dust.

Disney warns: off-brand pixie dust not safe for flying

Insist on the real article before you think of the happiest things. BURBANK, CA -- The Walt Disney Company responded today to recently-reported incidents involving trafficking of "off-brand pixie dust," cautioning folks to make sure they are in possession of the real thing before attempting flight. "While everyone looks forward to lifting off the ground and soaring to Never Never Land," today's press release states, "consumers should be aware that some pixie dust has been imported from countries and imaginary lands that do ... Read more
Animal Kingdom Fastpass Return. Photo credit: Michael Gray via Flickr, Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic (CC BY-SA 2.0)

Ranking the Walt Disney World restrooms

We tell you the Number 1 place to Number 2! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Ever since the 'Happiest Potties on Earth' website was flushed off the server, there hasn't been anywhere you could go to tell you where to ... well, go. Luckily for you, dear reader, Uncle Walt's Insider is here for you. We feel that it is our duty [Ed.: <snort> He said 'duty'!] to put together our rankings of the best and worst restrooms at Walt Disney World. Before ... Read more
Just some of the many new Fanta Whip flavors. Photo by anaythanay via Reddit and Sam Howzit [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.

Disney confirms: Dole Whip out; Fanta Whip in

It's no longer the creamy pineapple treat people love, but at least there are more flavors. ANAHEIM, CA -- It's one of the most popular frozen treats available at Disney parks, second only to frozen churros: the Dole Whip. But recently, guest after guest noticed that the taste and texture of this pineapple delight had radically changed -- and now Disney confirms that "Fanta Whip" has replaced Dole Whip at its Disneyland Resort and Spa snack counters, and the change will soon ... Read more
Hopelessly tangled Slinky Dog Dash vehicle. Photo by J Marsh [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.

Second Slinky Dog Dash car tangled beyond repair

Even giant Slinkies are irresistible to play with -- and easy to tangle. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Toy Story Land at Disney's Hollywood Studios is not yet open, but one of its prime attractions has suffered another setback. As reported last November, one of the coaster cars for the new Slinky Dog Dash became tangled just two months after arriving at Disney's Hollywood Studios. Workers were cautioned against playing with the Slinky-themed vehicle, but apparently found it irresistible, making it walk down ... Read more