Pictured: Artist’s concept of Star Wars: Rand der Galaxie at Disneyland Bavaria. FUSSEN, GERMANY — Europe’s second Disney park has only been open a few years, but is apparently already getting a new land. According to an article in today’s early edition of The Daily Churro, Disneyland Bavaria is the next park to get its own…
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Bob Iger says it will be “very difficult” to continue working there. BURBANK, CA — Disneyland Hong Kong and Shanghai Disneyland will shut down completely later this year, as the Disney Company moves to exit any jurisdiction that imposes legal restrictions they disagree with. Sources cite the Chinese government’s forced abortion policy and widespread religious…
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Pictured: a archealogical dig unearths the famous “Dead Sea Tupperware.” AMMAN, JORDAN — Scientists may have discovered the location of Agrabah, the city featured in the movie Aladdin and its sequels (Aladdin Reloaded, Aladdin Revolutions, and Aladdin in Space: a Galaxy Jafar, Far Away). Dr. Afra Karim, of the Cinematic Historical Society, announced the discovery…
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“It’s not a ripoff of Galaxy’s Edge, because Space: 1999 wasn’t a ripoff of Star Wars.” GRAND PRAIRIE, TX — “It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.” That’s the official word from Six Flags (the company) spokesperson Jun Flags (no relation) about the new lands coming to Six Flags Over Georgia and Six Flags Magic Mountain….
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Travelers will relive Walt’s California arrival with almost nothing to his name! CELEBRATION, FL — Fans of Walt Disney and his rags-to-riches story now have an opportunity to walk in his footsteps. And not just through some cheesy, expensive tour of Disneyland, either! No, Adventures by Disney has announced its latest vacation package offering: “A…