It should reach its full height in 30 years or so. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Ah, Christmas at Walt Disney World. It’s that time of year when the magic is extra magical, the churros are extra cinnamon-y, and the daily afternoon thunderstorms are marginally cooler. It’s also a time when the parks transform into…
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From conceptions to weddings, and now funerals, Disney will take care of you coming or going! SEVEN SEAS LAGOON, FL — Walt Disney World is not only the top vacation destination in the world, it is also the number one destination for weddings. But with new end-of-life services just announced, it may soon be the…
“We’ll save on lighting costs!” TALLAHASSEE, FL — Florida’s law making Daylight Savings Time permanent in the state is awaiting action from the U.S. Congress, but Disney has already moved onto its next time-shifting goal. With legislation passed earlier this week, Florida will now legally be required to have daylight year-round. Benefits for all! Most. Some?…
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Don’t worry — it’s only for a few years. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Officials at the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa announced today that Cinderella Castle is being disassembled for cleaning (pictured above). According to a statement, this is normal periodic maintenance for the Magic Kingdom icon. The castle should be fully rebuilt…
Its their latest attempt to copy Disney improve guest service. ORLANDO, FL — Universal Orlando Resort and Nail Salon has announced their first ever ‘Friendliest Team Member of the Year.’ The winner was selected by leaders based on feedback from actual guests. Keeping up with the Disneys Universal Orlando has long been thought of as…